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Bite-Sized Literature: Poetry, Prose, Insight, and The Best Sentence I've Read Today.
Monday, September 30, 2013
Saturday, September 28, 2013
This is Actually a Simile
"Charlie had Sophie strapped to his chest like a terrorist baby bomb when he came down the back steps. She had just gotten to the point where she could hold up her head, so he had strapped her in face out so she could look around. The way her arms and legs waved around as Charlie walked, she looked as if she was skydiving and using a skinny nerd as a parachute."
See? It uses like and as
From "A Dirty Job" by Christopher Moore
Friday, September 27, 2013
Spelling Mistakes in Public Places
Desaparecidos (Spanish for Disappeared Ones)
+
Desperado,
=
From the Adventure Dome at Circus Circus Hotel in Las Vegas
You'd think they'd check the spelling of Desperado Hideaway.
At least they have ramp access
Thursday, September 26, 2013
Riots in Colombian Cities 2013
Protestors in Bogotá, August 29, 2013
We all thought the Free Trade Agreement (Tratado de Libre Comercio) would bring a benefit to Colombia by trading with the giant US economy. Turns out they can't compete with cheap potatoes, milk and onions being imported from the US. (there's an irony for you--the potato originated in the Andes).
When farmers began blocking roads and protesting, many Colombians supported them including university students who actively engaged with police.
Farmers say they cannot make a living with such competition and against high tariffs, among other grievances.
President Santos suggested that the protesters include leftist extremists who just want to further their interests and destabilize the government.
Wednesday, September 25, 2013
"Things Are More Easily Acquired Than Got Rid Of" (Thoreau)
"For the last two decades, I have spent
83% of my waking hours enjoying the freedom of not having a cellphone,
5% feeling smug about it,
2% in situations in which a phone would have been awfully convenient and
10% fielding incredulous questions.
...I explain that my colleagues are very tolerant,
the firm provides me with all of the latest communication tools
(computer, telephone, Post-its)
right at my desk
....
indeed people lived this way back at the
Dawn of Civilization, circa 1992"
from "My Life as a Cellphone Holdout" by Gary Sernovitz, Wallstreet Journal, 9 August 2013
Tuesday, September 24, 2013
"Pleasure of Learning" from Aristotle
"The pleasure of learning is an important ingredient in the productive sciences. Contemplation or the actuality of knowing is the prime component of eudaimonia which is the goal of the practical sciences. Truth and knowledge are the direct aim of the theoretical sciences.
The desire for knowledge, which Aristotle thought to be part of every man's nature...was the dominant aspect of his own personality."
from "Aristotle: A Very Short Introduction" by Johnathan Barnes
"We delight to contemplate things...which in themselves would give us pain, because in them we experience a pleasure of learning which outweighs the pain"
paraphrasing Aristotle in "I Am Half-Sick of Shadows" by Alan Bradley
Painting is "The School of Athens" by Italian painter Raphael. There, see?
"Bite-Sized Literature" gives you art too.
Monday, September 23, 2013
Denizens
Denizens means residents.
"Disruption: A Blogger Mocks the Denizens of Silicon Valley" by Nick Bilton, August 25, 2013 New York Times
A Demonym is the name for people who live in a country or locality, usually formed by adding suffixes "an", "er", "ite" and "ese" to the locale. I have not seen any rule or pattern for these.
The most common suffix is just "n" because so many countries and locations end in the letter "a"
like:
Liberian
Indian
Albanian
Libyan
Bolivian
Jamaican
Tongan
Minnesotan
Add "an" (especially when the locale ends in a vowel)
Chicagoan
Chilean
European
Mexican
Haitian (pronunciation changes)
Also "ian" in the case of:
Parisian
Nigerian
Brazilian
(frequently , but not limited to, when the name ends in a consonant)
add a suffix "er" for many places like:
New Englander
Londoner
Berliner
New Yorker
add the suffix "ite" (usually cities)
for:
Muskovite (resident of Moscow)
Vancouverite
Denverite
add the suffix "ese" with:
Chinese
Congolese
Taiwanese
suffix "ish" for:
English
Danish
British
Irish
Add the suffix "i"
Bengali
Iraqi
Israeli
Sometimes the demonym derives from the language spoken there.
Angelinos (Los Angeles)
Breton (Brittany)
Boricua (Puerto Rico)
Québécois (Quebec)
Porteño (Buenos Aires)
And a lot of irregular endings like
Cypriot (Cyprus)
Spaniard (Spain)
French
Dutch
Hoosier (Indiana)
In the U.S. the demonym is often an adjective, such as "Alaskan salmon"
In Canada, usually not, such as "Canada Geese" or "Ontario Provincial Police"
The bottom line (here at the bottom) is that you go by what the denizens call themselves.
"Disruption: A Blogger Mocks the Denizens of Silicon Valley" by Nick Bilton, August 25, 2013 New York Times
A Demonym is the name for people who live in a country or locality, usually formed by adding suffixes "an", "er", "ite" and "ese" to the locale. I have not seen any rule or pattern for these.
The most common suffix is just "n" because so many countries and locations end in the letter "a"
like:
Liberian
Indian
Albanian
Libyan
Bolivian
Jamaican
Tongan
Minnesotan
Add "an" (especially when the locale ends in a vowel)
Chicagoan
Chilean
European
Mexican
Haitian (pronunciation changes)
Also "ian" in the case of:
Parisian
Nigerian
Brazilian
(frequently , but not limited to, when the name ends in a consonant)
add a suffix "er" for many places like:
New Englander
Londoner
Berliner
New Yorker
add the suffix "ite" (usually cities)
for:
Muskovite (resident of Moscow)
Vancouverite
Denverite
add the suffix "ese" with:
Chinese
Congolese
Taiwanese
suffix "ish" for:
English
Danish
British
Irish
Add the suffix "i"
Bengali
Iraqi
Israeli
Sometimes the demonym derives from the language spoken there.
Angelinos (Los Angeles)
Breton (Brittany)
Boricua (Puerto Rico)
Québécois (Quebec)
Porteño (Buenos Aires)
And a lot of irregular endings like
Cypriot (Cyprus)
Spaniard (Spain)
French
Dutch
Hoosier (Indiana)
In the U.S. the demonym is often an adjective, such as "Alaskan salmon"
In Canada, usually not, such as "Canada Geese" or "Ontario Provincial Police"
The bottom line (here at the bottom) is that you go by what the denizens call themselves.
Saturday, September 21, 2013
Bluetoothy
"A Way With Words" is on Public Radio, waywordradio.org, Facebook and Twitter
They suggest that sometimes a couple may be paired, but they're just not connected. They're Bluetoothy.
(See yesterday's post on Bluetooth)
An example of how emerging and new technology generates a whole new twist in language.
Cartoon from everydaypeoplecartoons.com
They suggest that sometimes a couple may be paired, but they're just not connected. They're Bluetoothy.
(See yesterday's post on Bluetooth)
An example of how emerging and new technology generates a whole new twist in language.
Cartoon from everydaypeoplecartoons.com
Friday, September 20, 2013
Bluetooth
Ericsson, the Swedish multinational tech company created the Bluetooth logo by adapting the runes for the name of the Danish King Harald Blatand (Blåtand/Blåtann) 935 - 985 C.E.
Legend reports King Harald was nicknamed "Bluetooth" for his love of blueberries which stained his teeth.
He is best known for uniting Danish tribes and as an early convert to Christianity around 960 C.E
Bluetooth technology enables wireless communication between computers, printers, cellulars and other devices.
Legend reports King Harald was nicknamed "Bluetooth" for his love of blueberries which stained his teeth.
He is best known for uniting Danish tribes and as an early convert to Christianity around 960 C.E
Bluetooth technology enables wireless communication between computers, printers, cellulars and other devices.
Thursday, September 19, 2013
International Talk Like a Pirate Day
"Captain: Ever since pirates begins, pirates only speaks in the present tense, does pirates! First man on this ship as uses the past or pluperfect tense dies where he stands!
BANG
Captain: Or a conditional..."
Michael and I laughed so much...read the whole script here
http://scienceoftheinvisible.blogspot.co.uk/2008/09/arrrr.html
The notion that pirates say "arrr" comes from the 1950 Disney Movie "Treasure Island" Robert Newton, who played Long John Silver, came from southwest England where the accent emphasizes the "R".
Newton played the part with gusto, rolling his eyes and exaggerating his "RRRRRs" He also played "Blackbeard the Pirate" in 1952. Many actors since then have tried to duplicate his accent.
See also "The one and only, official, accept-no-substitutes Talk Like a Pirate Day Web site
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html
Wednesday, September 18, 2013
A 12-Year-Old's Response to IF
If you could dream you’re all
alone
And still work with others as
a friend.
If you can think you’re a
great man of power
And
still gave respect for the poor.
If you could meet the
fanciest man in the world
And still treat others like a king.
If you can hear the truth of
a shocking story
And
still trust the truth.
If you can witness wrong of
others
And still be committed to the
right.
If you can live life helping
others
And never hurt them so.
If you can win the hardest
match of the year
And
still not speak a word about it.
If at times you lose a
humiliating match
And
still call it a fun game.
If you can love all of the
world
And yet be strong enough to
survive its challenges.
Then you will be an
appreciated man.
You will have hardships and
fun.
You will feel lonely and
defeated.
And even more, you’ll be
grateful for it all.
original poem by Michael Skinner
9/17/13
Tuesday, September 17, 2013
IF by Rudyard Kipling
IF you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:
If you can dream - and not make dreams your master;
If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools:
If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: 'Hold on!'
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with Kings - nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man, my son!
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:
If you can dream - and not make dreams your master;
If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools:
If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: 'Hold on!'
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with Kings - nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man, my son!
Monday, September 16, 2013
Stephen Leacock "Arctic Expedition of 'The Neptune"
Arctic
Expedition of “The Neptune ”
under Commander A. P. Low to Hudson
Straits, August 22, 1903
While we welter
In the swelter
Of the pestilential heat
Drinking Sodas in Pagodas
At the corner of the Street,
Of the pestilential heat
Drinking Sodas in Pagodas
At the corner of the Street,
It seems to me
That it would be
My highest aspiration
That it would be
My highest aspiration
To sail away
On a Holiday
Of Arctic Exploration.
On a Holiday
Of Arctic Exploration.
Let me lie in my pajamas on the ice Of Baffin's Bay,
In the thinnest of chemises, where the Polar breezes play,
Underneath a frozen awning let me lie at ease a span,
While beneath the bright Aurora roars the ventilation fan.
In the thinnest of chemises, where the Polar breezes play,
Underneath a frozen awning let me lie at ease a span,
While beneath the bright Aurora roars the ventilation fan.
Can you wonder now that Nansen,
and that Peary and that Low
Should wander forth, And struggle north,
Should wander forth, And struggle north,
As far as they can go?
When the hero
Under zero
Lives on frozen lager beer
Lives on frozen lager beer
And a demi-can
Of Pemmican,
You need not shed a tear.
Of Pemmican,
You need not shed a tear.
He seeks a higher latitude,
I quite admit the feat;
The reason is a platitude,
He's crazy with the heat.
Stephen Leacock Canadian
writer, 1869-1944
Norwegian explorer Fridtjof Nansen, crossed Greenland 1888, and travelled "farthest north" in 1895, almost reaching the North Pole. Later he was a statesman, humanitarian and Nobel prize winner (1922).
US Rear Admiral Robert Peary is credited with being first to arrive at the geographic North Pole in 1909.
learn more about A.P. Low at http://pubs.aina.ucalgary.ca/arctic/Arctic39-3-274.pdf
Sunday, September 15, 2013
Saturday, September 14, 2013
Prayers
"Ah, the prayers of the millions, how they must fight and destroy each other on their way to the throne of God."
From "Tortilla Flat" by John Steinbeck
When my brother was a teenager, he saw a motorcycle for sale in the neighbour's yard. He set his heart on it, and prayed for a way to get money to buy it. Turns out my mother, worried for his safety, was praying fervently that he wouldn't be able to buy it. Someone's prayer won't be answered.
Friday, September 13, 2013
" Bright cobwebs hung suspended like little portcullises of light between the rotten tree stumps"
from "The Weed that Strings the Hagman's Bag" by Alan Bradley
"From over the shop doors, wrought iron signs, delicate as starched lace, indicate the wares to be found within...most of the signs are gilded; in the sunlight they shine like webs spun by fabulous spiders.
from "Borrower of the Night" by Elizabeth Peters
photo from pieperphoto
Thursday, September 12, 2013
The Kind of Friend I Want to Be
"That's what I love about Abilene, she can take the most complicated things in life and wrap them up so small and simple they'll fit right in your pocket"
from "The Help" by Kathryn Stockett
Wednesday, September 11, 2013
Learning a Language
"The only ones who succeeded in mastering an accent were those who gave in to the notion that making a fool of themselves was all part of the fun. It was only by surrendering their entire mouth to the process that they were able to capture the native sound they so desired"
from "The Head Hunter's Daughter" by Tamar Meyers
from "The Head Hunter's Daughter" by Tamar Meyers
Tuesday, September 10, 2013
How To Eat a Poem
Don’t be polite.
Bite in.
Pick it up with your fingers
and lick the juice that
may run down your chin.
It is ready and ripe now,
whenever you are.
You do not need a knife or
fork or spoon
or plate or napkin or
tablecloth.
For there is no core
or stem
or rind
or pit
or seed
or skin
to throw away.
by Eve Merriam
Eat This Book
"he hath not eaten paper, as it were;
he hath not drunk ink;
his intellect is not replenished;
he is only an animal,
only sensible in the duller parts"
Love's Labour Lost, Act 4 Scene 2
"Some books are to be tasted,
others to be swallowed,
and some few to be chewed and digested,
that is some books are to be read only in parts,
others to be read, but not curiously,
and some few to be read wholly,
with diligence and attention."
Sir Francis Bacon (1561-1626)
" 'Son of man, eat what is before you, eat this scroll; then go and speak to the people of Israel.'
So I opened my mouth, and he gave me the scroll to eat.
Then he said to me, 'Son of man, eat this scroll I am giving you and fill your stomach with it.'
So I ate it, and it tasted as sweet as honey in my mouth."
Ezekiel 3:3,4 NIV
Monday, September 9, 2013
Coal Miners
Out of the bowels of the
earth they come,
Blackened and smoky and grim,
Climbing the slope, for the
shift is done;
They stand erect on the rim.
Strong and husky their
muscles show
Under the coating of black
And they stretch their arms
and blink in the sun
And wonder if tallies are
slack.
With lights that glitter on
shabby caps
They go their way without
talk;
Their heavy pit-boots caked
with clay
Give thundering sound to
their walk.
They walk, and think as they
thud along
Of days that are turned into
night
These men that slave in
endless gloom
To give us light.
This poem is often attributed to E. Pauline Johnson (1861-1913.) Born to a Mohawk father and an English immigrant mother, her Mohawk name Tekahionwake means "double life." Her poetry which celebrated First Nations heritage was well known in Canada and the UK in the late 1800s. Her most well known poem is "The Song My Paddle Sings" (1912)
This poem may also have been written by a different Canadian poet, though some think the subject of underground coal mining is more suggestive of a Welsh poet.
photo from npr.org
Saturday, September 7, 2013
Mother Doesn't Want a Dog
Mother doesn’t want a dog.
Mother says they smell,
And never sit when you say sit,
Or even when you yell.
And never sit when you say sit,
Or even when you yell.
And when you come home late at night
And there is ice and snow,
You have to go back out because
The dumb dog has to go.
Mother doesn’t want a dog.
Mother says they shed,
And always let the strangers in
And bark at friends instead,
Mother says they shed,
And always let the strangers in
And bark at friends instead,
And do disgraceful things on rugs,
And track mud on the floor,
And flop upon your bed at night
And snore their doggy snore.
Mother doesn’t want a dog.
She’s making a mistake.
Because, more than a dog, I think
She will not want this snake.
She’s making a mistake.
Because, more than a dog, I think
She will not want this snake.
Judith Viorst
From If I Were in Charge of the World and Other Worries, published by Macmillan, 1981.
Friday, September 6, 2013
I'm Not Disappointed, I'm Very Appointed!
Your dad says that sometimes...
They're called unpaired negatives, those words that (apparently) have no opposite.
I have no illusions about my ability to explain this... I hope you won't be disillusioned.
Way back when, mayhap you will recall that hap was related to happen and was the positive
that corresponded to hapless.
If you read stories about the age of chivalry, you will remember that knights wielded swords with great skill, and wield was the positive that corresponded to unwieldy.
Though wordsmiths may use somnolent to correspond to insomnia
In modern English there is no
gainly corresponding to ungainly, nor
gruntled to correspond to disgruntled or
pulsive for repulsive
In many other cases, the positives that existed in Old English have disappeared, leaving only the negatives
For a more complete discussion (and the origin of unkempt) see Wide World of Words
http://www.worldwidewords.org/articles/unpaired.htm
also a brain-teasing poem using unpaired negatives
http://blogs.abc.net.au/queensland/2008/03/daniel-viless-v.html
They're called unpaired negatives, those words that (apparently) have no opposite.
I have no illusions about my ability to explain this... I hope you won't be disillusioned.
Way back when, mayhap you will recall that hap was related to happen and was the positive
that corresponded to hapless.
If you read stories about the age of chivalry, you will remember that knights wielded swords with great skill, and wield was the positive that corresponded to unwieldy.
Though wordsmiths may use somnolent to correspond to insomnia
In modern English there is no
gainly corresponding to ungainly, nor
gruntled to correspond to disgruntled or
pulsive for repulsive
In many other cases, the positives that existed in Old English have disappeared, leaving only the negatives
For a more complete discussion (and the origin of unkempt) see Wide World of Words
http://www.worldwidewords.org/articles/unpaired.htm
also a brain-teasing poem using unpaired negatives
http://blogs.abc.net.au/queensland/2008/03/daniel-viless-v.html
Thursday, September 5, 2013
Crazy Horse Returns to South Dakota
No photographs exist.
This man
comes to us unrecorded
yet
recently
inhabiting the fitful dreams
of south dakota
farmers
They say he makes them nervous Watching
from a stand of cottonwoods
his eyes are like
two small dark moons
regarding
the various tractors
that
slice and rut the earth
His horse is plain he
has
an average build the
most normal
of men yet
there is
a blue stone tied behind his ear
the sparrowhawk skin upon his head
and around his body a stormy light
electric
blue
He appears suddenly
among the trees
as they are opening the earth
Or just beyond their kitchen windows
still and watching
or seated on the ground
a hand upon each kneecap
a pose
adequate enough
for any man of beauty.
And when
the time comes
to describe his face
they stare into their coffee cups
by Harly Elliot from “All
Beautyful and Foolish Souls” Trumansburg
NY , The Crossing Press, 1974 p. 10-11
sketch from wikipedia.com
Wednesday, September 4, 2013
Tuesday, September 3, 2013
Monday, September 2, 2013
Preserving Nature, One Wacky Character at a Time
"The chopper banked and then hovered near the dolphins which began vaulting and doing flips. The mullets sprang like silver fireworks."
"Their table overlooked the river where jumping fish flashed like squirts of mercury under the dock lights."
from "Nature Girl" by Carl Hiaasen
I love Carl Hiaasen's work for his cry to save Florida. But also for his wacky characters and wonderful prose.
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