Life is Like a Roller Coaster

"Life … is like a roller coaster. All kinds of things are going to happen to you! Sure, I can see the roller coaster you’re on. And sure I …could tell you about every dip and turn, [and] warn you … But that wouldn't help anyway. Because you’d still have to take the roller coaster ride.

I didn't design the roller coaster, I don’t own it, and I don’t say who rides and who doesn't."

Enjoy the ride kids!