An Authentic and Honest Mother's Day Poem

Words of Complimentation

I was gonna write a poem,
but then I realized I can't write poems.
I bought this card from the store,
and forgot to send it.
I got hungry
so I ate the chocolates.

I got too lazy to water your flowers
Do you like them wilted?
I forgot your special day
and I partied at my friend's house instead.

Don't worry,
I'll send you a present in 2 weeks,
and then it will be mixed-up with someone else's mail.

But my heart's love will always connect
and that is 1,000,000 times more valuable
than chocolates.
Right?

p.s.  Can I borrow $20?